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The Bible is a Jewish Conspiracy
Nah, I don’t know a lot about the bible. I went to sunday school and shit but I was just a kid. About all I can remember is that one story, this guy, some rich pinhead or something, was having trouble gettin in to heaven. I guess he was fucking camels or something? I can’t remember how it ends. Or maybe I’m mixing that up with Iraq. Someone told me Saddam used to fuck the camels. But I looked into it. I looked into this Jesus guy. I looked it up. I mean everyone’s always talking about this fucker, I figured I should know something about it. Man, I got news for you. This guy is supposed to be so great and everything, we’re supposed to do what he says and shit, pussy out and let people hit us and give away all our shit. Well I looked it up. This Jesus guy, that ain’t his real name. They changed it to trick us! His real name is Yehoshua! He’s a fucking Heeb! He’s a fucking Jew! I told you them fucking Jews was fucking tricky!
