Joshua Thorin Messer

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Walkies

June 14, 2006 · 0 comments

I am having a lot of thoughts right now. It’s hard to keep up. This is absolutely an off-topic post, just rambling, more of a personal thing.

I think I’ve become so overweight I can now begin to use the term morbidly as a modifier when describing my condition. I’d decided things where getting out of hand when I tipped 210. Recently the scale has crossed over to 230 and I had a bit of a crisis. That’s really out of hand. It’s absurd. I remember how difficult it was to get up to 160, lo these many years ago. I guess I’ve gotten older and completely instead of mostly sedentary.

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The Canon

June 07, 2006 · 0 comments

  • William Shakespeare: Dead. White. Male.
  • Ben Jonson: Dead. White. Male.
  • Howard Phillips Lovecraft: Dead. White (hoo-boy was he white). Male.
  • James Joyce: Dead. White. Male.
  • Edward John Moreton Drax Plunkett, 18th Baron of Dunsany: Dead. White. Male.
  • C.S. Lewis: Dead. White. Male.
  • J.R.R. Tolkien: Dead. White. Male.
  • Henry Miller: Dead. White. Male.
  • Phillip K. Dick: Dead. White. Male.
  • William Burroughs: Dead. White. Male.
  • Douglas Adams: Dead. White. Male.

I’m beginning to sense a trend here. A lot of these guys are Irish. But seriously, Johnny Cash really belongs on this list but I decided to keep it to the literary persuasion. And most of the actors I truly admire are still living (but still white and male), although probably not for a whole lot longer. But here is the kicker:

  • Murakami Haruki: Living. Japanese. Male.

What is it that people say about 2 out of 3?

New story: 'Sit. Eat. Read.'

June 04, 2006 · 0 comments

Sit. Eat. Read.

New story: 'Overheard in a diner'

June 02, 2006 · 0 comments

Overheard in a diner

New story: 'Sneezing'

June 01, 2006 · 0 comments

Sneezing